February 2010
58 posts
one of the better moments of my day was when that conductor with the crazy wig in “blame it on the alcohol” turned around and it was T-PAIN! (t-pain is my favorite. my favorite!)
scenes-from-my-hood:
thedailywhat:
SNL: Andy Samberg is cursed to a lifetime of being randomly interrupted by the unlovable love child of Jon Hamm, Kenny G, and Fabio in the latest Digital Short from the incorrigibly iffy minds of The Lonely Island boys.
[nbc.]
this made me laugh quite a bit.
also, jon hamm. hello.
this legitimately had us cracking up last night.
January 2010
93 posts
Anonymous asked: have you ever seen stephen in high heels?
i am at work on a sunday. please ask me something. →
internetting.
this is why i don’t believe people when they say that print is dead. we have such relationships with our books (tangible and intangible) that i don’t think they’ll ever really be able to take them away from us. or maybe that’s just me, clinging tight to the printed word. i mean, i also love the internet (clearly), but you can’t have this experience, this love and...
you can drop it like it’s hot…in a dress.
– stacey london
She said YES!
pantspocket:
We are engaged!!!
i glad i got to click on a heart, because i LOVE this. congrats, you two.
scenes-from-my-hood asked: tell me what great invention do you wish was your idea. also, is it snowing there? it looks like you guys might have gotten some snow.
oceanic flight 815 for sale on kayak. we've got to... →
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger - The Onion
allthelatestmoves:
frankhejl:
The Onion nails it again! Love this (especially as a Catcher in the Rye fan).
sufferbus:
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out...
What I was really hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kind of a...
– J.D. Salinger (via caryrandolph)
Anonymous asked: what color underwear is stephen wearing right now?
the NYT wants everyone to have a crush on john...
a writer who cooks, travels, builds his own furniture and desperately wants kids? why doesn’t he have somebody to love?
joerogan asked: are you going to the FFC reunion? If so what are you plans for travel and housing?
gnomesweetgnome asked: When are we going to get together and eat some baked goods?
When they asked you to go back, did you ever think, ‘I’m taking away Conan’s...
– OMG, OPRAH IS SO BALLER (via molls)
amazing. (barbara walters is seething that she didn’t get to ask this first.)
go on, ask me a question... →
But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was...
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via fate-of-faye: monkeyknifefight: justinu84: katie-mac) (via lizlemon)
..if people were rain, i was a drizzle and she was a hurricane.
[pushes invisible glasses up nose]
stephen and i are flirting over gmail.
in the same room.
I feel like a turd because I feel like the only...
allthingsalishan:
shiningstar:
That’s all.
no way dude. I am the turd for not being able to make time for shenanigans and then your stupid job is also on the turd list for making you work Friday night.
next time it’s me and you, sister.
agreed! i was dying from a headache on friday night (like, feeling faint on the train dying) and am so so bummed i couldn’t attend the meet up.
sundays.
we’re drinking tea, and i’m baking muffins, and we’re still in pjs (it’s noon-ish), and we have zero plans for the day. sundays are the best.
veronicalovesarchie:
The Fraggle Rock theme song is one of M’s faves. Check out the shoulder shimmy. And block your ears at the end when L gets a bit shouty.
omg, baby M. you are too cute.
tylercoates:
All of the girls in my department were just pulled into an impromptu meeting with one of the managers and were told that there’s a new informal addendum to the dress code: “If you wouldn’t wear it without leggings, don’t wear it with leggings.”
I, on the other hand, will continue to wear it without leggings until I’m instructed otherwise.
i think this is pretty good fashion...
i just video chatted with my dad.
he made his zombie finger puppet dance in front of the camera, and i used effects to make it look like i was on a roller coaster, and then we talked about charles dickens and unusual things we’ve learned recently.
i love my dad. and i know i’m lucky to have him.
Ideas
tesslynch:
a really good Chinese restaurant in Silver Lake that delivers and goes easy-ish on the MSG, and has great wonton soup and costs one dollar
trees that deposit water back into the soil
bees that can do math
plastic surgery that gives you high heels made of flesh
a well-paying job that requires a person to read books without necessarily forming long opinions on them
a video camera...
I have in my long career played so many extraordinary women that I’m starting to...
– Meryl Streep is the most gracious winner of them all (via lizlemon)
i loved her speech. (and it made me tear up. anyone grateful for their mama tugs at my heartstrings.)
scenes-from-my-hood asked: i want to hang out with you and mariel. can we make it happen? meet you guys in chicago for dinner.....
hanging around at home on a rainy sunday. ask me a... →