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The Real Reason for This Week’s Warm Spell
To: All Staff
From: Mother Nature
Re: SpringThis is to inform you that effective April, 2009, spring will be eliminated due to budget shortfalls. We regret having to make this decision, but because of the recession, all companies are being forced to make cutbacks. This was a difficult decision to make, but with the nature of today’s economy, one season had to be eliminated.
You may have noticed that in anticipation of an economic slowdown, our corporate parent, God, Inc., recommended instituting a trial run of eliminating spring in 2008 in the New York area. Winter was extended by several weeks, and summer began several weeks early to accommodate the additional space in the schedule. The success of this trial resulted in our decision to eliminate spring entirely in 2009.
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it’s actually part of the stimulus package. now we’re all running out to buy air conditioners and shorts and cold beer. way to work with mother nature on this one, obama. now that’s a bipartisan coalition i can get behind.
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I think New York must have forwarded this memo to San Francisco. After a week of 90+ degrees, it’s back to sweater...
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So this explains it!!!!!!!! Now when i was a weather goddess, we made every effort to give fair play to all seasons....
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it’s actually part of the stimulus package. now we’re all running out to buy air conditioners and shorts and cold beer....
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